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Anonymous said: Excuse me, Jack, what is smegma...?

caseyanthonyofficial:

A garnish for the main course

microsoftbob:

microsoftbob:

when boys hold u by yr waist and make you feel tiny
when you kiss boys and you can feel their stubble
freckles on boy
body hair on boy
spooning with boys
when boys get hard while spooning and you can feel it and its really cute
boys in the abstract
boy

1 year later and I’m a lesbian

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atlanticcoastprep:

Scott disick is my favorite kardashian

atlanticcoastprep:

Scott disick is my favorite kardashian

(Source: lamourexiste, via joshpeck)

malira:

my anaconda don’t want none unless you got buns

malira:

my anaconda don’t want none unless you got buns

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thecentercourfeyrac:

glitterandmetal-yt-da:

roundtocrescent:

mysnogboxisbiggerontheinside:

do you ever think that oliver wood was created for the sole purpose of innuendo

yes

even his name is an innuendo

It gets even better when you realize the actor’s name was Sean Biggerstaff.

(Source: smithtocapaldi, via tastefullyoffensive)

galacticdad:

thanks to anxiety whenever i make a mistake i feel like this

image

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thevirginharry:

remember swine flu reblog if ur a tru 2009 kid

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